JULY 2007 ISSUE
 


POSTAL BABE OF THE MONTH: HOLLY EGLINTON

Check out Postal Babe Holly Edglinton from the upcoming POSTAL Movie!

Just last issue we conducted an extensive interview with sexy starlet Holly Eglinton regarding her appearance in the film version of POSTAL.

Then, with the virtual ink on the first issue of POSTAL NATION barely dry, Holly became a recipient of the famous Running With Scissors Bump. This is a largely mystical process whereby the individuals—be they MMA fighters, German directors or Postal Babes—who become connected with RWS immediately begin to enjoy good fortune and greater exposure.

Holly sent in an audition tape in an attempt to become the next female newscaster on the world famous “Naked News.

In Holly’s case, the exposure could not have been more complete. After finishing up her role in “Postal—The Movie”, Holly sent in an audition tape in an attempt to become the next female newscaster on the world famous “Naked News.” (For those of you who’ve been living under a rock, “Naked News” is a program born on the Net which enlivens the events of the day by eliminating the “talking heads” and substituting hot female newscasters who casually disrobe while discussing IEDs, elections and even sporting events.)

Well, to no one’s surprise, Holly won in a landslide and has already been welcomed aboard the NN news grope, err, group and we know she is destined for greatness—Edward R. Murrow, Walter Cronkite, Stephen Colbert… and Holly Eglinton!

Here’s to the first woman to both appear in a film based on the POSTAL franchise and return as its Postal Babe… Holly, you’re a knockout!

—RWS

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"I've worked with the crew at RWS almost since Day One and it has been among the most rewarding experiences—in terms of friendships, pride and subversive fun—that I've enjoyed in nearly three decades in the electronic game business. Any true gamer would pay to work with these people."

Bill "The Game Doctor" Kunkel
Editor-in-Chief, Tips & Tricks Magazine

 

 





 

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