POSTAL BABE OF THE MONTH: HARMONY

This issue’s Postal Babe is Harmony, yet another Tucson hottie with a great sense of humor and a killer form. Originally from a small town near Denver, she has, as we shall see, seen the sights and, every now and then, she’s been the attraction herself. She’s up front, no bullshit and a blast to speak with.

So let’s meet our summer charmer and see what’s she’s up to on this harmonious day…

POSTAL NATION: So what brought you to Tucson?

HARMONY: A hair dressing company. I was with them for nine years, back and forth between here, California, Dallas and Puerto Rico with that company.

PN: Ah, well traveled!

HARMONY: [Laughs] Yes I am. I danced at a place called the Pussycat Lounge in California for a while and now I’m back here [Tucson]!

"I danced at a place called the Pussycat Lounge in California for a while and now I’m back here [Tucson]!" - Harmony

PN: So, as someone who has been around the world, so to speak, are men the same everywhere?

HARMONY: Ummm, mostly, yes. They all suck, pretty much.

PN: I’ve heard that.

HARMONY: But I don’t know if girls are any better. I’ve tried those and decided that I should just… be a nun.

PN: I dunno, I went to Catholic grammar school and you don’t seem the nun type.

HARMONY: They’re mean, that’s what my mom told me how they’d hit her knuckles with a ruler.

PN: Oh, you were lucky if that’s all they hit. So tell me, what are your ambitions? Obviously you have a tremendous asset in your stunning physical appearance; do you plan to maximize that asset or do you have other dreams?

HARMONY: Right now I’m pretty happy with where my life has brought me. I have a good clientele to where I don’t have to work all the time if I don’t choose. I guess I’m kind of good looking, from what I hear, so if that takes me places and lets me meet more people then I guess that’s good…

PN: Of COURSE that’s good! We’re supposed to use our gifts and our talents that we’re given, right?

HARMONY: Correct.

PN: And now you’re a Postal Babe! I mean,you’re up there with Jen Walcott and the other gorgeous ladies who have filled these virtual pages! This could mean a bump for you on its own.

HARMONY: I’m very excited actually!

PN: You’re doing the shoot tomorrow?

HARMONY: We are. We were going to shoot today, but I had a very emotional evening last night and I told [MikeJ] that if he saw me with my swollen eyes I was sure he’d send me right out the door.

PN: It was some rat bastard, wasn’t it?

HARMONY: IT WAS!

PN: How’d I know.

HARMONY: It was horrible.

PN: I’m so sorry.

HARMONY: [Laughs]

PN: So tell me, Harmony, are you at all familiar with video games?

HARMONY: Not as much as I probably should be.

PN: Well, it’s not like it’s required reading or anything, but usually the girls I interview for Postal Babe have brothers or boyfriends who expose them to video games.

HARMONY: I used to play, back in the day. When Nintendo first came out I was pretty good at Super Mario Bros.

PN: You were a natural when it came to jumping on mushrooms!

HARMONY: I was pretty good; I’m not gonna lie.

PN: Okay, so you’re about to be ogled on the Internet by a bunch of POSTAL fans. Is that creepy or is it cool?

HARMONY: I think it’s pretty cool. I don’t get creeped out very easily. It has to be something or someone pretty bad. Otherwise, I’m pretty open.

PN: Well I’m certainly glad to hear that, and I’m sure our readers will be, too!

--Bill Kunkel

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