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Ms. Hades is Pro Kink
Better Living Through Bondage!
By Ms. Hades:
Hi-dee-ho, peckerheads. Kneel before the giver of pain and advice. Quit your bitching, surrender and let your higher power, Me, take over.
Celebrating Halloween when you are kinky is almost pointless. When your days are spent walking around in leather, corsetry and some form of spiky heel while wielding a whip and allowing people to do your bidding, what are you going to do on that one night of the year? Dress preppy and listen to Dave Matthews? Gods, kill me if it EVER gets to that!
Sure, it’s the one day out of the year when every closet freak, MILF and the rest of the otherwise drab and awful, boring populace fake being exciting. BUT PEOPLE, THAT IS ONLY ONE FUCKING DAY OUT OF THE WHOLE GODDAMN YEAR! So you bought what the media sold and now live your life as a vacant eyed, over-medicated, numb minded fuck. That was your choice. My job is to beat it out of you.
So now we’ve established that for 364 days out of the year you are an uninteresting, repressed little shit. You rise and stretch with the sun (I watch it later on Hi Def) eat your tooth breaking granola crap and watch the Presidential debates as if they “mean” something. And you wonder why you feel like your life is less than fulfilled? Hell, just thinking about your compromised existence makes me want to kill you and put you out of my misery.
Let this Halloween be the start of your new year. Make a commitment to try something different by being who you are all the time. Trust Ms. Hades. Life will be so much more fun!
Let’s say you have some nauseating HOA meeting to attend and are expected to dress like a neo-con with a large lemon wedge shoved up your ass. Dress how you feel you must and just add two little things. Underneath it all plant on some grabby nipple clamps and tight, high-waisted, latex panties (Ye-ess, you men can do this too).
It’s magic time.
TWINKLE! POOF!
People will instantly detect the differences and be jealous. Only a few will have the cajones to remark on how relaxed, cheerful and even ALIVE you look.
That’s right—you, too, can experience better living through bondage!
--Ms. Hades
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