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Postal Babe Of The Month
Cody
 Cody, this month’s Postal Babe, is not shy. She cites Marvin Gaye as the man who produces her favorite music to fuck to and she’s a fan of vintage 70s porn (the stuff they made before she was born) because “aside from all the crotch hair, I like that women were worshipped and not called ‘bitches’ and shit like that.” And when asked: “Whips or chains?” she responded enthusiastically: “Yes, please!”
She’s not without a saliva-inducing fantasy, either. “I’d love to be naked on a billiard table,” she began, “in a gorgeously huge mansion. Let’s just say: pool sticks!”
Cody’s favorite movie is “Crank” because she’s into “adrenaline and guns.”
Guns, you say? “I love to shoot on the weekends. My favorite is the Russian assault rifle my friend lets me use.”
Was this girl born to be a Postal Babe or what? When asked her preference between boxers or briefs, she blinks: “What? You still wear those things? I stopped that when I was 13.” Her favorite drink is a Dirty Martini and you can probably guess that her favorite toy is “big, pink, very noisy, and yes, it vibrates.”
Cody has traveled “all over the U.S. to compete in Hawaiian Tropic contests. So I have to prance around in a bikini all day.” I can see that. Her observations as a result of her world travels? “Coolio was the most ridiculous judge. Celeb judges are pretty funny. They are old washed up has been morons.”
Okay, I think we’ve provided a pretty good look at luscious, young Cody. But in case the male peanut gallery needs still more fantasy material, she revealed to us that she had “a female roommate [who] was Latina and was naked even more than I was. Did things happen between us? C’mon! What do you think? It’s not like we didn’t drink and party.”
‘Nuff said? Welcome to the Postal Nation, Cody!
Running With Scissors is still the biggest and baddest example of nonconformity in the game industry -- an industry that continues to be homogenized as dev costs rise and mainstream consumers get catered to. These guys aren't afraid to think outside the box; in fact, they'd rather shit inside that box and do their own thing! Some of the best and most misunderstood artists in history have danced the line between art and obscenity. I'd place Running With Scissors among them.Yes, a screenshot or a video clip of Postal could shock and disturb you, but those games go way deeper than that. It's about the player's choice and his own morality; play it how you feel. At the same time, it's just a freakin' game! You can turn it off and resume business as usual, with your recommended daily allowance of catharsis healthily ingested! No harm, no foul.
As AC/DC would say, "RWS has got the biggest balls of them all!" I anxiously await what those crazy bastards will do next!
Justin Leeper
"Contributing Writer, Yahoo Games." |
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