DEAR MS. HADES
Tis the Season To Whip Ass!

Dark tidings, my little kinksters! So many of you wrote asking me about the same thing this holiday season you pissed me off. So instead of acknowledging each of you individually I am going to give advise to the lot of you all at once. Read on and learn, you whimpering buggers…

Dear Ms. Hades:

I have had my same slave for 10 years now. Without question Slave X does whatever I demand. I have rewarded Slave with tattoos, ritual piercings, anal rape parties, electro-torture, fisting after fisting and I just don’t know what more to do. I have run out of ideas for this holiday.

Ms. Hades, please help me. What, in your infinite sadism, can you think of that I can I do as an extra special reward to my slave?

Signed,
Barely Festive Dominant

Dear BFD:

BORE-RING! Anyone as unexciting as you needs to take off your Dominant robe and hang it up. Go find a creative Dominant and serve them! Now go away.

Hmm… all right, now what is something that I like a lot? Watching my submissives squirm? Watching them squirm in public with a horsehair buttplug inserted into their rectum so everyone else can enjoy it too?! YES! THAT MAKES ME HAPPY!

This is the HOLIDAY SEASON and I feel like spreading joy. Time to take my subbies Buttplug Caroling!

For Christmastime we will stray from the usual buttplugs, and for now, focus on the remote-operated, light up, musical models.

Put your victims in some garish holiday sweater so all the vanillas won’t suspect a thing. Then stick them in sheer bottoms so onlookers can enjoy the holiday lights in their shorts. Thigh high boots should top off the ensemble and guarantee good cheer.

When your neighbors open the door with their big, comforting mugs of hot buttered rum its time to entertain! Blow into that pitch pipe and instruct your performers to begin. Once they present asses, turn on the lights and music! Who the fuck cares what they play?! Bare asses with lighted up buttplugs playing tunes is always a holiday favorite and you can rest assured that the moaning and whimpering will guarantee that it is anything but a “Silent Night.”

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By the way, have you little wretches checked out the amazing artwork of Kelly Gray? She is the creative darkling who rendered me in the form of that that great little image you see of Ms. Hades at the top of this page. Well, it really doesn’t matter whether you have noticed or not. DO IT NOW! Then click on my Ms. Hades icon and you’ll be transported to a site with access to more of her delightfully deviant art. If not, well then, coal in your fishnet stockings and no more spankings for you.

--Ms. Hades

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