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Coming Attractions:
"Rough Stuff: The World of Combat Sports":
Whether it's MMA, pro wrestling, Thai Kickboxing or the Abu Dhabi tournament, we'll be covering it in a big way in "Rough Stuff".. As the first videogame company to sponsor actual mixed martial artists such as Drew "The Master" Fickett, RWS has helped pioneer the art of hand to hand fighting. And with Brock "The Next Big Thing" Lesnar having just defeated Randy "The Natural" Couture for the UFC heavyweight championship, there's a new Big Dog in the MMA world. Read all about it in the first installment of this all-new column in our January issue -- or prepare to tap out!
Season's Greetings from TOOLS
I know, I know... The scintillating season of selfishness and sanctimonious sermonizing is fast building to its premature climax, but you've yet to buy yourself something nice with that bailout money you were promised by the Ghost of Christmas Ass. Well, boo-friggin'-hoo for you, Tiny Dim. Fear not, though, because a gift from the Magi Militia is on its way this January with the premier of TOOLS; a series of merciless missives about REAL guns (including “game guns”) in the REAL world (i.e.: what they do and what they don't do), and why damn near everything you've ever “learned” from games, films and the “news” about the science behind the splat is complete and utter crap.
by Phil Murphy (aka: The Other White Meat)
POSTAL Armorer and FLAM™ (Facilitator of Live-Action Mayhem)
Hey you crazy artistic fuckers! We wanna see what you can do!
Show us your best postal related creations and we'll feature the best ones right here! Illustrations, 3d art, sculptures, costumes, etc. If it has something to do with Postal shoot it our way! AND if you don't have art skills but have a badass postal (or postal related) tattoo, snap a pic of it and we'll post that too!!! There might be something cool in it for you...
Flesh Graffiti
The art of tattoo is a way to express your individuality so why is it that even this creative medium is controlled by trends & media? C'mon, we all know some ass-spelunker with barbed wire inked into their arm. Can ya guess why? Because Pam Anderson sported a fucking barb wire tatt in that shitty movie, "Barb Wire," and all those mindless fucks shouted "ME TOO!" We here at POSTAL NATION thrive on those who think for themselves! We want to show the true colors of one-of-a-kind art on flesh from YOU, our delighfully fucked up fans! So send in pics of your best and most POSTAL tattoo(s) for a chance to maybe win stuff and be featured as OUR MOST POSTAL FAN!
Gay/Not Gay
MikeJ grabs the subject of Gayness in popular culture by the short hairs, providing visual examples of things/people/animals that are Gay and those that are Not Gay. There is no protection from being anal raped by the cock ring Master. In fact, being reemed soon is Criss Angel who proves himself to be the Worlds Greatest Magician by appearing in BOTH categories! We'd say "Be here or be square!" but let's face it, that is definitely Gay.
The World's Most Dangerous Comics!
IT LIVES! IT WALKS! IT PORKS YOUR MOM! Starting in January we proudly resurrect the infamous "World's Most Dangerous Comics Page"! Each month we will present a steaming selection of truly demented comic strips by RWS staff and other random alcoholics. Think of it as the Sunday Funnies on Meth! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
BONUS! If you or someone you know have a web strip that you thinks fits the "Postal Lifestyle", feel free to submit it! No promises, but you never know unless you try...
Hey, it has the word "Christmas" and is "religious themed", I think that qualifies as "Holiday Content"...
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